A real exchange between the reception restaurant owner and my dear fiance:
Can we squeeze an extra chair into the 12-seater?
Senior Stella Liaison
No problem on 13 guest at each table. I see your significant other has already promoted you to Senior Liaison. Congrats!
It was actually a coup d'etat. She's now in reception exile.
Supreme Stella Commander
But seriously, Stella Restaurant and Daria of Circle of Love Weddings [our Day of Coordinator] rocked our faced off last night in a four hour prep meeting. I highly highly recommend them both!