"It's not art. I could do that!"
Yeah right dipshit! The depth of meaning is clearly lost on you.
Which leads me to these adorable cake toppers:
But seriously, I could do that! The artist is charging $50-60 for each custom painted little couple, but their Etsy store sells blank people you can paint yourself for a mere $5. This is a no brainer. It won't be art, but it will certainly be personal and cost effective!